Testimonials
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“Lauren’s tarot readings are filled with chaotic wisdom that open portals inside of you you didn’t know existed. She brings an incredible sense of dark humor to the human experience that’s priceless. Hilarious, deep, profound, and 100% bullshit free.”
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“Lauren is my favorite person to get a reading from. She seems to combine her deep knowledge of the cards with another psychic element so an insane amount of shit is revealed in each reading, more than I would ever interpret (as a reader myself). If you were dying, Lauren would tell you in the funniest and chillest way, aka anything she says she says with confidence and make sure you don’t feel bad about yourself. 100/10 love her and she is inspiring and a lovely person to talk to.”
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“Lauren’s “conversational tarot” reading was a fast-paced crazy ride full of tremendous insight, realizations, and humor. Her matter-of-fact, no-nonsense way of speaking was sprinkled with refreshing chuckle bursts and gave the feeling of talking to a close friend. Spot-on perception and highly recommended.”
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“I’m so grateful for my reading with Lauren! Her insights resonate with me so much. I really enjoyed how she just vibes and goes with the flow, rather than sticking to a strict structure. It allowed us to talk things through as she pulled cards. She’s very knowledgeable in the card meanings! She kept things really positive, and hyped me up! Thanks again for the clarity and guidance!”
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“Lauren’s conversational tarot style was so refreshing and honest. She touched on messages that I needed to hear and was so natural in her approach. I absolutely recommend her for readings!”